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if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat 

suavedandy:

Cate Blanchett and Emily Blunt looking sharp as fuck

suavedandy:

Cate Blanchett and Emily Blunt looking sharp as fuck

synthetic-synaesthesia:

two-minute personality test
by jonathan safran foer

what’s the kindest thing you almost did? is your fear of insomnia stronger than your fear of what awoke you? are bonsai cruel? do you love what you love, or just the feeling? your earliest memories: do you look though your young eyes, or look at your young self? which feels worse: to know that there are people who do more with less talent, or that there are people with more talent? do you walk on moving walkways? should it make any difference that you knew it was wrong as you were doing it? would you trade actual intelligence for the perception of being smarter? why does it bother you when someone at the next table is having a conversation on a cell phone? how many years of your life would you trade for the greatest month of your life? what would you tell your father, if it were possible? which is changing faster, your body, or your mind? is it cruel to tell an old person his prognosis? are you in any way angry at your phone? when you pass a storefront, do you look at what’s inside, look at your reflection, or neither? is there anything you would die for if no one could ever know you died for it? if you could be assured that money wouldn’t make you any small bit happier, would you still want more money? what has been irrevocably spoiled for you? if your deepest secret became public, would you be forgiven? is your best friend your kindest friend? is it any way cruel to give a dog a name? is there anything you feel a need to confess? you know it’s a “murder of crows” and a “wake of buzzards” but it’s a what of ravens, again? what is it about death that you’re afraid of? how does it make you feel to know that it’s an “unkindness of ravens”?

good  words  
sashayed:

hislifeissohard:

(via Sad Iker Casillas has apparently become invisible to those around him | Dirty Tackle)

What is wonderful about this is that it’s his eternal “someone is touching me and I can’t do anything about it” cranky kitten face. It doesn’t matter if it’s some random Man Utd fan or if it’s his beffies.

same face.



"HUGS O’CLOCK IKER!!!!!!!!" no please no hugs "ZOOOOOOM HERE COMES THE HUG PLANE!!!" why is this "COMIN IN FOR A LANDING!!" stop sergio no "HUGS PLANE CLEARED FOR LANDING AT IKER AIRPORT!!!! WHEELS DOWN!!!!!!" oh god please n — ohh goddammit. goddammit sergio.

"Why is this happening. I don’t like it. I’m hunching my shoulders like a little turtle." Bless your HEART, Iker.

sashayed:

hislifeissohard:

(via Sad Iker Casillas has apparently become invisible to those around him | Dirty Tackle)

What is wonderful about this is that it’s his eternal “someone is touching me and I can’t do anything about it” cranky kitten face. It doesn’t matter if it’s some random Man Utd fan or if it’s his beffies.

same face.

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"HUGS O’CLOCK IKER!!!!!!!!" no please no hugs "ZOOOOOOM HERE COMES THE HUG PLANE!!!" why is this "COMIN IN FOR A LANDING!!" stop sergio no "HUGS PLANE CLEARED FOR LANDING AT IKER AIRPORT!!!! WHEELS DOWN!!!!!!" oh god please n — ohh goddammit. goddammit sergio.

"Why is this happening. I don’t like it. I’m hunching my shoulders like a little turtle." Bless your HEART, Iker.

AU: On her eighteenth birthday, Constance is sent to a convent by her father. Unbeknownst to her, the convent is actually a training school for an elite team of female soliders known as The Queen’s Musketeers. Once there, Constance finds herself under the tutelage of their most legendary officer, Milady de Winter…

sashayed:

Iker, Sergio & Isco hugs at training | 20-05-14

an important addition to the chronicles of IKER CASILLAS GRUDGINGLY ACCEPTING HUGS

mickivich:

1/? Films - The Parent Trap (1998)

"And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms and cry hysterically…. And… and, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together… … C’mon Nick what do you expect? To live happily ever after?" 

Yes. To all of the above. Except you don’t have to cry hysterically.”

Oh, yes I do.”


Photoset: “International playboy Roman Josi was always more into partying than the family business…”

Photoset: “International playboy Roman Josi was always more into partying than the family business…”